"It's just words."

 

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” 

 

“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!” 

 

"The point is, you can't be too greedy." 

 

“I would do a lot more then waterboarding”

 

“Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. they cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!”

 

“I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, september 11th.”

 

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault”

 

“If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’” 

 

“I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down”
 

 

“He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

 

“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.” 

 

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same, The temperament is not that different.”

 

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

 

“I have a great relationship with the blacks.”

 

“I will be so good at the military your head will spin.”

 

“As everybody knows, but the haters & losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a “wig.” My hair may not be perfect but it’s mine.”

 

“Most people aren't worthy of respect.”

 

“My net worth fluctuates, and it goes up and down with markets and with attitudes and with feelings—even my own feelings—but I try.”

 

“I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it’s literally going to cease to exist.”

 

“Bing bing, bong bong, bing bing bing”

 

“WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT IT, ALL I KNOW IS ON THE INTERNET”

 

“Romney — I have a Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney.”

 

“We can’t continue to allow China to rape our country”

 

“.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.”

 

“She’s really cute, I have to tell you, she’s really bouncy, really cute, She’s about 5-foot-1. Do you like girls that are 5-foot-1? They come up to you know where.”

 

“A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10” 

 

“Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, ‘Can you believe what I am getting?'”

 

“I want five children, like in my own family, because with five, then I will know that one will be guaranteed to turn out like me,”

 

“I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park."

 

“In the second grade I actually gave a teacher a black eye — I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.”

 

“You may get AIDS by kissing.”

 

“THERE HAS TO BE SOME FORM OF PUNISHMENT” [FOR WOMEN WHO SEEK ABORTIONS] 

 

"The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. When they say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

 

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters, okay, it's incredible."

 

"There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I AM."

 

“I WANTED TO HIT A COUPLE OF THOSE (DNC) SPEAKERS SO HARD. I WOULD HAVE HIT THEM. NO, NO. I WAS GOING TO HIT THEM... I WAS GONNA HIT ONE GUY IN PARTICULAR, A VERY LITTLE GUY. I WA GONNA HIT THIS GUY SO HARD HIS HEAD WOULD SPIN AND HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED... I WAS GONNA HIT A NUMBER OF THOSE SPEAKER SO HARD THEIR HEADS WOULD SPIN, THEY'D NEVER RECOVER.”

 

“IT'S TRUE. I'M A SUPERMODEL. I'M ON THE COVER OF THESE MAGAZINES”

 

"I do whine because I want to win, and I'm not happy about not winning, and I am a whiner, and I keep whining until I win."

 

“We will have so much winning when I get elected that you will get bored with winning”

 

"WHO ARE YOU CONSULTING WITH CONSISTENTLY SO THAT YOUR READY ON DAY ONE) "I'M SPEAKING WITH MYSELF, NUMBER ONE BECAUSE I HAVE A VERY GOOD BRAIN AND I'VE SAID A LOT OF THINGS. MY PRIMARY CONSULTANT IS MYSELF AND I HAVE YOU KNOW A GOOD INSTINCT."

 

"I told you I went to the wharton school of finance I was, i'm like a really smart person."

 

“I went to an ivy league school. I'm very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words.”

 

“I love the poorly educated.”

 

“For many years i've said that if someone screws you, screw them back. when somebody hurts you, just go after them as viciously and as violently as you can.”

 

“WHEN I THINK I’M RIGHT, NOTHING BOTHERS ME.”

 

"I don’t care how sick you are. I don’t care if you just came back from the doctor and he gave you the worst possible prognosis, meaning it’s over. You won’t be around in two weeks. Doesn’t matter. Hang out 'til November 8th. Get out and vote, and then, all we’re gonna say is, ‘We love you and we will remember you always.’ Get out and vote."

 

“I did try and fuck her. She was married."

 

“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

 

“Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

 

“It's just words.”

"I'm, like, a smart person. I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years..."

 

 

 

 

 

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